So, while I was at Chicken Out, with CV, we saw a fashion faux pas that would apply whether you're large, small, or somewhere in between, which is why I feel free to remark on it.
Leggings are not pants.
What? You didn't hear me the first time? I'll repeat myself.
Leggings are not pants.
In other words, wear something over your leggings that covers your rear end, especially if you're squeezing said rear end into leggings that may be just about three sizes too small for you. Okay, maybe only two sizes.
Oh, and when you wear your leggings and show us your rear end, look in the mirror first. I do not want to know that you're wearing granny panties under your leggings and I really don't want to know that you're wearing white granny panties under your black leggings. (I guess I should be happy she wasn't wearing pink polka dots.)
In fact, while you're at it, forget the leggings and just wear pants. Really, we'll all be much, much happier.
And, while I'm at it, who knew there were as many whackadoodles at Chicken Out as there are at Panera?
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